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The paramedics continued to mop up the aftermath of the explosive death orgy that used to be Reggie's mom and dad's house. There were 4 medics on the scene now, all looking worried and taxed. One walked up to another...." When is our detective going to arrive? it' s been over an hour.!" The other one nodded.
"We're waiting because he's one of only 3 law enforcement officers this city has left.... the entire police force has been wiped out by some kind of giant robot! Havnt you heard? "
" What kind of bot? That's the most 'tarded thing i've ever...." He was cut short as a yellowish robot, just like Reggie's green one, bounded down the street in 20 foot strides, coming to a rest beside of them as gentile as a squid being placed on the operating table.... He saluted them to put them at ease, for they were frightened. " Don't worry, gentelmen." He said, flashing his badge and walking with them " Sorry to rush you but i'm on my way to exit 11 up the interstate.... But the mayor said this was urgent to stop back by on my way there. " The paramedic nodded, walking him over to a strange coccoon of some sort, shaped like a man, but burnt... and hollow, having burst open like a living conch in a microwave! slime dripped from the hole. Sam turned on his MJOLNIR's flashlight for an inspection, gasped as the paramedic leaned in..." What the hell is that, detective?!" He looked up....." I don't know. " He said.......
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Reggie wobbled on his feet, still reeling from the emotional deathblow the old woman had dealt him.
"It's not true...I know it's not." He began as she threw her pecan pie at him, hitting him dead in the gold plate of his face. He was blinded .... then he heard the laser sword re- activate. He almost pissed his pants again....realizing he could not fight what he could not see.
" Now..." The old bitch said.." You will do a favor for me, or i will have you decapitated right here and now.... " She began. " It's time to figure out if you were actually worth all of my plotting and attention."
"What do you want me to do?!" Reggie complied, sighing as he farted.
" I want you to storm the base of the Organization. Stop the ARKAMEDES program from creating and activating it's primary weapon. "
" How? Where is it?!"
" I'm only going to tell you this..." She said. " Then you must go...." She leaned in on him as he stared blindly forward. He heard the Lasersword getting nearer and saw it's glow through the sweet potato goodness. " Your suit has powers you are not even grasping.... You must reach within your own nerd self and become the hero I have made you to be. You have the weapons at your disposal to stop the advancement of the aliens.... you must use them..... For instance... you have a radar in your visor you have not even seen..... I have uploaded coordinates into it for you to follow. Do it and stop them.... But be careful... Do not let them catch you. To do so would be utter folly. "
"But what about my parents?!" He asked. "Who killed them?!" Suddenly, the Man with the three pieced suit erupted the bullhorn into his ear while singing "Love Shack" by the b52's and making obnoxious sounds with his mouth to simulate the beat!
Suddenly, seltzer water, sprayed by the old bitch, cleaned off his glasses enough to see, as the man in the 3 piece suit wiped it off for him, smiling. Reggie said nothing, walking out the door past the wrinkled old whore on his way out..... He looked above his head to notice the painfully obvious radar above him... He noted the orange dot signifying him and the red telling him where to go. He nodded, clinched his teeth and ran in that direction, toward the mountain ranges at breakneck speed!!!!!!!!
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