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Sam Schpiel raced down the emergency lane of the interstate. The main wreck and the toll gate was up ahead... and then the draw bridge if he kept going southbound... but he doubted that they went that way... he had to find out before that kid ended up either splattering someone to a wall or splattering himself.... He wasnt sure exactly how much the boy inside that suit was in control to begin with...."Maybe..." He thought " it is some hulking robot that some mad scientist placed the kid into surgically... for all I know, the kid has no choice in where he's at... I just hope i can get there in time." Sam was sure he could talk the boy down...didn't seem like anyone else had given a rats ass to try.
He lit a cigar and puffed on it as the last of the daylight disappeared into dark...
suddenly, his Cell phone rang and he acknowledged.
"Sam here. what is it, Mr. Mayor? " He listened as the mayor hurriedly told him about a plan of action that the remenants of the police force had cobbled together. "So you want me to turn around and come back? You're the boss."
the mayor said something about wearing frilly dresses as Sam hung up. He turned around in the median and headed back ,gangsta style, toward the city.......
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Reggie looked at the three tips of the laser swords as the ninjas in white jabbed , edging ever closer.....they were fanning out, creating a three position semi circle around him, leaving him an escape....Inside the suit, he sweated as he searched for his weapons compartment....he just KNEW this thing had weapons....but where?
The first attack came from the middle ninja, who stabbed! Reggie jumped back and tried to sweep kick the left one off his feet! the ninja jumped back, avoiding him and the one on the right took a swipe!!!! Reggie smartly grabbed the nearest table and yanked it away from the screaming customers who were using it to eat off of. He held it up like a shield as the sabre came down and sliced right through it! Reggie held up the two halves, one in each hand! All three ninjas grinned, holding their swords in a defensive stance! The Old lady in purple clapped as everyone froze!
"Splendid, splendid! " She laughed. " I never thought you could be so.... so..... quick!"
"Shut up you old bitch!!!!!" Reggie screamed... of course , his voice was squeaking like Rick Moranis. "What the hell is going on? Where did this suit come from? Why did that guy there with the bullhorn nuke my mom's house?!" the three piece suit man nodded mysteriously as he smiled slightly.
"Nothing but trivia." The old bag bellowed. " Trivia and nonsense.... You don't know the TRUTH about your father and mother? Well that is simple enough."
"Why did you KILL THEM?!!!!!" The old woman just laughed at his words as she walked slightly towards him, stopping at ten paces as a sloppy italian in the background slurped his spaghetti as everyone continued to eat. The laserswords hummed.
"I have brought you here..." The old woman said."To do me a favor.... and you will.... or you will die. !"
She started laughing as the suits stood silent! They had him right where they wanted him....
Suddenly, Reggie took the two halves of table in his hands and flung them at the left and right ninjas at nearly 200 miles per hour! One of them actually held up his sword in time and managed to cut the table half into quarters... but it didn't matter.... their sorry bodies were slung back out the wall behind them and into the trees and bushes in the back!!!!!!! The middle ninja began shaking as he looked at the twin holes in the Granite block wall behind him! He looked at Reggie as he picked up ANOTHER table!!!!!!!
The last swordsman backed up out of the way and let Reggie walk up to the old hag, who looked not at all worried.
"Now you old bitch..." Reggie said. " It's time you and i had a talk."
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