Episode 5: " Lasagna Of Doom"

Reggie screamed as the helicoptor beared down on him, ready to fire! the bright headlights flooded the highway and Reggie threw his hands up in a defensive position, bracing for the impact of the rocket!!! Brody Hicks, pilot of the huge flying fortress, pulled the trigger and suddenly felt something bash into him from above! Something had smashed into him at such velocity that it stopped his propeller DEAD!!! As the chopper fell out of the sky, Reggie saw what had collided with it.... A piece of debris from the toll booth impact had been sent hurling so high up that it had taken nearly 8 seconds to come down!!!!!! Reggie turned,, knees shaking. Fortunately, the legs on his suit did not do the same... He took a breath and broke out into a run to catch up with the limosine.....
The stretched black limmo pulled into an old italian resturaunt... the type you thought you'd only see in a Godfather movie.... Reggie watched as he ran up the off ramp as the limo vomited out of it's midsts the man in the threee piece suit, three ninjas in white and finally, an old woman dressed in purple.... she looked familiar, but Reggie was , of course, a nerd and had bad vision. but he knew he knew her!!!! He bounded around the corner and entered the parking lot to the resturaunt, which was doing moderate business considering it was 7 or so at night.
Reggie came to a dead stop at the door. He didn't want to barge in on these nice people's meals but he had to find out what was going on.... without being seen.... people around these parts didn't take too kindly to having ''robot lookin' basterds'' in their midsts, and would call the police....
then he thought for a moment..... "ALL THE POLICE ARE DEAD!!!"
The door to the resturraunt exploded in from the impact of his foot. wood and metal flew everywhere and killed a couple small kids as he walked forward, as menacingly as he could... the suit did a great job of masking his NERD STATURE. He saw the old woman in purple surrounded by the three ninjas in white and the man in the three piece suit, still carrying the bullhorn. it was part of his character.
He realized who the old woman was, now... "YOU MISERABLE PIECE OF $H!T!!!" He remembered.... then he remembered the pie she threw at him... that still covered him in a mess of sugarry goodness. What was her deal and why was she connected to this? it looked like he was going to have to take out these four sons of bitches to find out!
*****************************************
Sam Schpiel finished helping with the cleanup at Reggie's parent's house and helped the firefighters put out the fire as best he could then tore down the highway in his crown vic to find him..... somehow in his heart, Sam knew this boy needed help.... He could barely see into that Gold reflective visor when they paused to look at each other... He knew he could have ended this rampage of gnarley destruction there if it werent for pale circumstance.... and he would try again..... he knew he was the only one who could....
he hit the on ramp and acceelrated, taking the emmergency lane to avoid the traffic. the trail was easy to follow.
"Why," He thought," Would the police take all their units and hunt down this boy.... there was madness behind this. he had to figure out why the police were acting the way they did.... and soon.
The three wrecks caused by the chase was pretty bad. It was hard to tell if anyone died, but it was a mess. At least 20 vehicles were involved in the wreckless fun... and many of them were women whom had lost their virginities too... Sam Schpiel.
***********************************************************
Reggie backed up as the three ninjas in white all smiled, holding the laserswords they had just unsheathed...they could cut through his suit easilly enough this could be over quickly! Reggie sweated. He was scared... tired... lonely... and he still had to go pee pee!!!!!!!!!!!!