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Of Mice and Men Part 2: The Revenge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Episode 4 : " Oedipal Opus"
As the sun went down and the night air began to distill on the streets of the city, sirens wailed.... Ambulances raced toward the sight of the helicoptor explosions and stopped short as they spied the hulking mass of metal before them!!!!!!! The wreckage flamed as the helicoptor pilot inside roasted like a Thanksgiving turkey that was on fire!!!
"Maybe he'll be alright?" a parimedic said. Suddenly, the last gastank exploded , knocking them all down as white hot debris and metal pelted everything nearby!!!!
"well, maybe not." the other paramedic said as the first one died from SEVERE HEAD WOUND!!!! He looked up from his dead friend to see a man in a brown trench coat walking calmly toward them , through the dim purple light of the gloaming.
the man helped the paramedic up and lit a cigar. He looked at them. " So tell me. " He began. " That what happened here wasn't just some freakshow... "
"What do you mean?" The paramedic said." i don't understand. and shouldn't you be talking to the cops? you are a detective, right?"
" Detective Sam Schpiel." The dark , tall and authorative figure confessed, lurching back on his heels. forward again. " All the police are dead... Somethin' iced em... Somethin... Not human. Somethin' I gotta take down.... before things get more outta hand than a light day tampon ,on a heavy flow day, at a Phil Collin's concert."
" Detective!" the paramedic yelled. " LOOK!!!!" Reggie, in the 8 foot tall suit, ran past them ! A third chopper blew up behind them as it crashed into the house beside them!!!!! Reggie threw down the piece of the engine he had ripped out of the downed chopper seconds ago and threw it at the last chopper!
Brody Hicks dodged him and rotated the coptor up and around in a maneuver not seen since David Copperfield came out of the closet! he circled back around and opened fire in a straffing motion again! Reggie dodged easilly and ignored him, looking around at Sam Schpiel and the paramedic.. He huffed and panted, looking for a moment into the detective's eyes.
Sam grabbed his bullhorn from the car door beside him and began walking forward..... smiling..... his arms limp at his sides.
the coptor straffed Reggie and fired again, this time firing a missle at him as well! he tore off, down the highway , where he had seen the man in the 3 pieced suit drive, no more than a minute ago! Pilot Hicks helicoptored after him, trying to get a lock on.
"Jeezus!" he screamed. " That nerd is running 70 mph!"
Reggie jumped a volkswaggen beatle as they neared the by pass! Cars were merging ahead, so he somersaulted over an entire line of cars as Hicks took a shot, firing a missle and blowing up 4 station waggons loaded with nuns!!!!
Reggie laughed and sped up, as he began to hit a hill leading up to the interchange! he bounded once, twice, and whatever came after 'twice ' times and ended up on top of a Dodge Viper!
It swerved as a car ahead of them flipped for absolutely no reason!
The viper smashed into it and the entire road erupted itno flame!
Hicks' chopper disapeared inside the flames, like Sonny when he was with Cher!
Reggie escaped from the flames with yet another leap! flames and gasoline slid off of his armor like he was cool or something. he landed on the freeway and neared the toll gate ahead!!! the helicoptor followed!
Reggie spied the Limosine he was chasing up ahead, still making 55 mph despite the traffic. it was heading up the offramp. Reggie searched his pockets, pulled out 55 cents, chucked it into the tellar's window and exploded violently through the gate, sending concrete debris in the air and radiating out with impressive berth!!!
Brody Hicks had a lock on! he neared in on Reggie for a sure shot as his last missle locked, ready to fire! he grinned and flew in between the hole made when the suit had burst through the tollbooth!
The lights of the chopper bathed Reggie as he screamed!!!!!!!!
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