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Of Mice and Men Part 2: The Revenge!!!!!!!!!!!
Episode 24: "Return of the Nerd!!!"
The rain poured so hard that the side of the riverbank where Sam's corpse lay was becoming a mudpit. Reggie stood, in his hospital gown, fists clenched, facing the final escaped villain.
Three-Piece stood silently in his MJOLNIR, nodding slowly as he raised the megaphone up to his mouthspeaker and hummed the 80's classic "I'm too sexy" by Right Said Fred. This would be the final battle, and they both knew it. Reggie knew he wouldn't win. He was fucked like Paris Hilton.
Three Piece charged, and Reggie slipped to the ground, luckily missing a swipe of the arm that would have cracked his ribs to pieces, sliding through the legs! Reggie jumped up as the bastard began to turn around and slipped in the mud, handicapped by the viscous earth! He fell towards Reggie ,who jumped back out of the way! Grounded, Three Piece opened up his leg holster and pulled out a needler, opening fire , missing Reggie by inches as he nerd-lunged in! He had played his video games enough to know that ,unarmed, he had a better chance at close range! He grabbed ahold of the gun-arm and held fast!!! It was the only thing he could think of! Three Piece jumped to his feet and thrashed his arm as Reggie held fast! He pulled the nerd off of his arm with his other hand and laughed, throwing him 15 feet up to a cliff overlooking them, then jumping up to the level, standing over Reggie, who had landed on a rock and busted his leg! Down on the bank, Carli screamed!
Reggie dodged another round of needler shots as the gun ran out of ammo and picked up a stick beside him, throwing it at the enemy, who swiped it out of the way, laughing, and began walking toward him! Reggie fought as he was picked up and grabbed by one hand at the legs and the other by the arms! Three Piece held him up like an accordian, at eye leve, with Reggie's stomache facing him and began to stretch him into two pieces! The hospital gown came undone and fell open! Reggie strained as his spine cracked and his legs went numb!!! Then, he lost control of his bladder, pissing STRAIGHT INTO THREE PIECE'S MOUTH SPEAKER, THROUGH THE HELMET AND INTO HIS OPEN MOUTH!!!
He was dropped to the ground and found he couldn't move his legs!!! Three piece gargled, spitting in his own helmet and backing up, falling back off the cliff , down to the bank below! Carli jumped on top of him, beating him!
Reggie crawled to the ledge , and saw Carli picked up by the S.O.B.! Reggie grabbed the biggest rock he could find and flung himself by his arms over the side, screaming, and landed piggy back on the enemy! His legs flailed uselessly as he held on tight! He quickly found the button that three piece had de activated HIS first suit with , and pressed it ,as a screaming Three-Piece was DE-MJOLNIRED instantly! They fell, and Reggie turned! Three Piece looked up just in time to see Reggie raise the rock up by his arm and BASH HIS HEAD into the mud! An arterial squirt of blood flew 4 feet and signified the end, as three piece's extremeties convulsed and slowly stopped wiggling.
Reggie fell over. It was done. The rain stopped
Carli crawled to him. "Are you ok?" Reggie looked up.
"I can't walk. " He said. " But if i could get the suit on... "
Reggie let her gather the parts and put them on for him. The suit allowed him to stand. He took her and climbed to the top of the cliff as the sun broke through the distant clouds. The day was over.
"What now?" Carli asked, the sun in her eyes. "Where will we go?"
Reggie laughed. "I don't know, sis. But you don't have to worry about it any more." She sat on his shoulder as they looked out over the desert, free and together. "And somehow, I think everything is going to be just fine."
Helicoptors flew in from town. The authorities had arrived. The Ultimate Weapon had not worked.
Reggie was no longer a nerd. And he would never forget the lessons he had learned, of life and death, of courage and cowardice...OF MICE AND MEN.
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