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Anita M. Penside and Hitler Mustache stood on a catwalk above the Master Weapon, looking down at the white hot sparks coming up, blinding them from the 'cradle' below. She frowned, looking into the light.
"Why did It have to be this way, HM?" She asked. "Reggie would have sufficed, you know that." HM turned to her and laughed, in a German kind of balk.
"I knew you had a soft spot for your former lover's offspring all along." He said. " You should have stepped down at the outstart of this mission. Now it is too late. We must proceed now or we shall fail."
"I know what has to be done..."She retorted, looking down again. "Our plan has fallen appart. "
"Not entirely" HM . replied. "We can still salvage some of the suits from the wreckage, and the Master Weapon is all that matters. You can still defeat that pathetic detective and his nerd friend. That is your objective. To kill those two."
Penside frowned.
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Reggie and Sam galloped at breakneck speed, bursting through a wall like Wayne Newton into a virgin! The floor monitor surprised them, lassoing Sam around the neck with a steel whip and slinging him hard into a wall!!! the wall cracked behind him as he fell and the floor monitor lashed around, firing missles at him! Reggie flipped slap over the robot, landing between them as Sam dodged the projectiles! The monitor shot a beam of white hot laser vision from it's metal "penis" and blasted Reggie into Sam and both of them back into the wall! It stood, beckoning them, whistling Mork and Mindy, doing a robot's job of grinning!!!
"Not good!" Sam said. " How are we gonna get past this damned thing?!" Reggie took a breath, bounded throught the air, drew his assault rifle and opened fire! The floor monitor had shields just like his and Sam's , and the bullets riccochet'ed off of it! The robot whipped Reggie's leg in mid air and slung him around and around!!!
Reggie barfed inside his helmet and gasped as the glass was coated in peas and carrots and then felt himself get slung into the wall again! He heard an explosion and knew Sam had used his grenade launcher! He lifted his visor and saw the Robot was still standing, and had whipped Sam's arms with it's two whips, and was reeling him toward itself, toward a buzzsaw that was protruding from his chest! It intended to cut him in half!!! Reggie stood up and realized how to take it down. Sam screamed, inches from the blade! His shield activated, but did no good as the buzz saw passed through it, cutting into his outer chest plate! "HEEELLPPP!" He screamed!
Reggie lunged forward, drawing the COVENANT SWORD he had picked up on the weapons facility and skewered the fucking robot straight through the side of the head!!! It screamed the theme from MASH as Reggie laughed, withdrawing and taking another swipe, cutting it slam in twos!!! It fell, into pieces, at their feet!
"Whew!!!" Sam gasped, feeling his chest. His suit was intact, only slightly damaged. " better than anything I could have come up with..."
"I thought it was a bit cheap myself." Reggie weezed. "Come on, though!!! The elevator shaft!!!" He ran to the door, kicked it in, jumped into the shaft and grabbed the cable, sliding down, sending sparks the whole way down where the cable met his metal grip! Sam followed!
They exited the shaft at the bottom of the facility. The damage form the explosion was almost non existent down here. They saw a final door with blinding sparks and light coming through.
"That must be it." Sam said. Reggie nodded as they walked through.
"Welcome, Nerd and Detective!!!" Hitler Mustache laughed as he and Penside looked down, laughing from the catwalk.... the Ultimate Weapon was alredy activated, and in the cradle, right in front of them, neurologically wired into the mainframe, her eyes jet black and un feeling, was Carli!!!
"Welcome to the end!!!"
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