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Reggie landed in the laundry hamper, jumped out and ran to an elevator! He hit the button to go up to the ground floor and escape, but as it began to rise, it stopped 2 floors up! As the doors opened, Doctor Colossus appeared in front of him, holing a scalpul and covered in blood! Reggie backed up as he was attacked! The door shut and Reggie took a gash to the cheek! The cut was shallow, like Barbra Streissand's reasoning skills! Reggie grabbed Colossus' arm and kneed him in the groin! He screamed!
"You'll pay for that you chavvey bastard!!" He screamed in a Simon Cowel like voice!!! Reggie tried to poke his eyes, but the goggles protected him! Colossus swiped again and cut Reggie's hospital gown across the front, narrowly missing his nerd chest!!!! He counter attacked by punching the mad doc across the jaw as the elevator continued to rise! Reggie gasped as the bastard shook off the punch, and laughed , exposing horribly crooked and butter-colored teeth! Colossus began to cackle and swipe madly as Reggie dodged and ducked! He swung around behind him, remembering the rocket pack and spying the trap door in the ceiling! As the doc began to swing around to face him, Reggie flipped the switch on the rocket pack, activating it, and filling the room with smoke as it began to fire! The doc looked down and sighed....
"You spick little tart." Collossus said as he was rocketed up, through the ceiling of the car and smashed into 'pulp fiction' in the gears and cables above! The elevator smashed into him , reaching the top and pinged as the doors opened! Reggie exited, feeling blood drip down his cheek and running down the hall! He ran past a door and stopped dead in his tracks, as he realized what the sign on the door said.... He backed up and flung the doors open to go inside.... as the door shut, the sign glistened in the light...it read "RECORDS ARCHIVE". Now , he would get to the bottom of this bullshit....
and whatever Abner and Cleatus had pumped through his system before the operation had swolen his bladder again. He sighed, realizing he had not seen a bathroom all day.
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Mrs. Penside led Sam and Carli to a room with what appeared to be a waterslide tube going down into the caverns below the mountain. Water jets on both sides lubricated the tube so that humans could slide easily through, kind of like a seal's vagina. "Take the girl." She said." This tube will take you both out to the desert beyond the mountains. It empties out into the reservoire. It is the emergency exit . There is a highway nearby ... you can escape that way. but hurry. My boss will be wondering why you are gone, and i can't provide for my cover if he knows i helped you, you fucking dick."
Carli looked at her as she cried. "Are you -sniff'- really my mother?" she asked, crying. Penside said nothing, just looked back at Sam. "Take care of her. And go. Now!" She said. Sam nodded and they slid down the tubes. Penside turned as the door opened to the room and Hitler mustache walked in, flanked by a floor monitor at his side....
"Who was in here with you?" He asked . " I heard voices. " As he spoke, he raised and lowered his voice dramatically and waved his arms about to exaggerate his facial expressions as if he was talking to the SS army. " Someone has broken our wetware 'subject' out of her holding cell! If we do not find her, our Ultimate Weapon will be useless!!!"
"Don't worry." Penside said. " There is still another in this facility that we can use if she has indeed escaped... " She said, looking down the tubes. She and Hitler Mustache exited the room and the door swung shut!!! The floor monitor chirped the tune from 'three's company' as it looked down the tubes. The water jets continued to stream . .
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