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The warthog raced up a protrusion of rocks that formed a ramp, and jumped the entire stream on the way to the mountain hideout! Reggie struggled with the steering wheel as he cleared the bank and fishtailed the back end before the front wheels caught the earth and hit the path he had cleared on foot a short time before! The morning was in full bloom as he took a detour up the side of the mountain! There was a gopher in his way, but he blasted it with tha Needler he found in the 'Hog. He came to the crater that was once the entrance to the base and GOT OFF, just like Warren Beaty . He looked into the blackness. A cricket chirped on cue as Reggie's gold face plate shimmered in the sun. He stood for a moment and then jumped cleanly down inside!
He hit the ground and his bad knee hissed. he stood up and let the bad arm hang at his side. He turned on his light and began to search the darkened rubble for any surviving structures and found them....
he came to the room with the 1000 MJOLNIR suits and tried to activate one, but they were not powered up yet. He was about to leave when he heard someone mouthing an ACE of BASS baseline over a megaphone!!!!
His blood went cold and he turned around to see Three Piece!!!!! He frowned. "What do you want?" he asked. Three piece walked toward him, holding what looked like a lightsabre, but it wasn't on.
" I'm to stop you for good, now." he said, turning on the device!!!! It was a laser WHIP!!! he cracked it on the
ground as he put his bullhorn into it's holster and and then WHIPPED IT GOOD, tangling the laser around the MJOLNIR'S bad arm, which began to sizzle as it slid off with the whip!!!!! Reggie's arm was exposed!! he aimed the needleer and fired, but the Three Piece man somersaulted out of the way! As the needles exploded uppon impact with the walls, Three piece whipped onto Reggie's bad leg, pulling it off as well! The whip had the power to deactivate the suit uppon contact!!! Reggie turned to run but fell to the ground, face down!!!! Three piece walked over to him , laughing and reaching down, pressing something on the back of the helmet...a pressure switch or something?!
Suddenly , Reggie's armor began to vibrate ! As he stood up, facing the enemy, pieces began to fall off like Michael Jackson's nose!!!!!! Soon, Reggie stood before Three piece, MJOLNIR-less! He did a peepee dance!
Three piece adjusted the power of his whip and , as Reggie turned to run, lassoed his neck!! Reggie fell to the ground, stunned! Three piece walked over to him and picked him up by the lasso!!!
Reggie cried as Three Piece cackled!!!!!! As everything went black , REGGIE LOST CONTROL OF HIS BLADDER AND PEED HIMSELF!!!!!!! he went limp and Three piece chuckled, throwing him over his shoulder, walking into the darkness, whistling the song "All that she wants (is another baby)."
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Detective Schpiel woke up and realized he was in a padded room. He called out for help, but there was none to arrive! He felt around the room for anything that could help him get out... but nothing was there. He reached for his cell phone, but it was taken, of course... he sat, accepting his fate and sighed.
The door suddenly flung open and the guards threw Carli in with him! She cried and Sam ran to her, consoling her. "Don't worry girl." He said." Everything will work out. We'll be ok. you'll see."
Sam gazed into the darkness of the cell as he held the girl.....
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